Yes~ That dirty little word VICES caught your eye... Maybe I should have said ADDICTIONS....
I have so many it is hard to name them all... BUT COFFEE, SMOKES AND CHOCOLATE RATE AMONG THE MUST HAVES AND COFFEE I WILL SAFE FOR ANOTHER PLAY DATE...
some are minor....
my love of photography, as you can all see...And it puts me in the Category Muffin described earlier..photoblogger~I am ok with that as I find sometimes words are hard to come by, but I have a ton of photos and those too show my many moods....This addiction is not so costly since my husband and children purchased my FAB..christmas gift a few years back.... CANON POWERSHOT SE~IS ...Blah, blah, blah~ I do love my camera but again the addiction thing happens.... I want one with higher resolution, finer micro detail, more pixel~ sizzle~ you know ADDICTION!!!!!
my fondness for chocolate!!! yummy yummy yummy~ I prefer it DARK,
but will eat ANY...SEMI , MILK, DARK, powder.. you name it!!!.I'll eat the chocolate cake batter, the pint of chocolate ice cream, I'll lick the side of the chocolate milk glass to get the last drop.....I will hide, lie, and pretend not to hear my children when they ask if we have chocolate in the house....I do not like nuts in my chocolate and white chocolate is like a cheap whore chocolate..I will have none of that white chocolate shit ever~ and prefer not to have candy coating on my chocolate. That not to say I won't eat the last M& M and enjoy ever minute of it.... I am sure at some point in my life I like every other women I know in my family will be diagnosed as a Diabetic at 50 and will have to give up my addiction...or maybe not~..... see the addict in me is already working out the plot in my head to justify them amputating my legs because I couldn't be compliant and then I will comfort my misery with a HUGE DARK CHOCOLATE TRUFFLE~ I am a chocolate junkie !
Do you think I would see Willy Wonka and the Oompa Loompa's if I entered a support group?
OK....I STILL SMOKE
Yes I know it is terrible for me and as my children and husband, family, friend...oh I am exhausted just thinking about the daily ridicule I receive about smoking...Problem is and it is a huge one This might be the one addiction that I can honestly say is a real addiction one my mind and body are telling me NO NO NO we need it....STUPID as it may be I am not sure I am ready to quit...YES , YES, YES I KNOW...IT IS BAD!! ok I get it
I have tried a few times with effort and alot of the times I have tried have been a half assed attempt to shut the BITCHERS up. I know they mean well but really I do not say anything about there addictions and aside from my children who are pure at heart most everyone else bitches because they don't like the smell or the claim to be concerned....BLAH BLAH BLAH~ worry about yourself and let me take care of me...Maybe deep in side I just want to smoke....
Or maybe just maybe I want everyone to shut up and stop nagging on me and I will quit when I am ready and NOT WHEN i AM TOLD i HAVE TO OR ELSE...
For the love I sound very childish.....Damn I hate that about addictions, They leave you sounding and acting rather foolish......
So since I sound foolish I might as well play something foolish...so enjoy ~
xoxox teek
HA! Your Children are NOT pure of Heart! They just dont want you to DIE...Its purely Selfish of them! Damn those lil Broods of Your Mare-iness! The fuckers~ they just want you to quit smoking! I wonder why? Whats in it for them those Purest of Pure Fruits of Your LOIN!?????? Let me tell you why they are really just being Selfish and not so pure! Who the Hell is going to cook dinner now that you are dead?? Plus, they run the risk of their New Mommy not thinking they are so cute, You know when Daddy is at work to make the money to support his four and their 2...thats a Family of 8 and all because you couldnt put down the ciggys!
ReplyDeleteI say smoke em if you got em sister!
Oh and I wont mention how even though your kids are cute they are the stinky kids at school because you selfishly smoke while folding their clothes! You know the stinky Kid.....the one in school you made fun of? Well thats Karma for you! Cuz they Be the Stinkoids and all because you smoke! Other wise I could give a flying Monkey Shit what you did! I just feel bad for the children!
nice thanks~ Just to let you know I do not smoke while doing laundry and I smoke outside....HAHAHAH TO THINK THAT JAMIE WOULD HAVE MORE CHILDREN....OH THAT'S FUNNY
ReplyDeleteI agree it is time to stop but I have to pre- pair Mentally....I NEED WILLPOWER
Now where are my muffin tops...CHOCOLATE
For the Record, White Chocolate Whores should not be discriminated against, its Just Not right! Chocolate is a Staple not a Vice....You need to get your tools better organized sister!
ReplyDeleteYes, Yes, and YEs.....they all three make me me a happy girl! I prefer milk chocolate over dark and a camel light over a marlboro light and give me any old camera and I can make me some magic. I could quite smoking if I quit eating and drinking, but then again that wouldn't be so healthy either.
ReplyDeleteLOL~ WHITE CHOCOLATE WHORE...I said " cheap whore chocolate".....HAHAHAHAH...
ReplyDelete~ONEREEONE~ **WINK*
ReplyDeleteguess were just addicted
You left out your fourth vice... Chris Cornell.
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my love affair with grunge and coffee is a great blog topic I think I will get one in the woorks!!! Foor the love I love Chris Cornell
ReplyDeleteCheap Chocolate Whores?, White Cholcolate whores? EHhhh....when you're the Chocolate Pimp it dont much mad`dah~!
ReplyDeleteso true!!
ReplyDeleteJeezzzzzzzzzzz You forget how to type?
ReplyDeleteIve been reading this Same effing Blog for like 2 months!